Monday, July 12, 2010

Why Gujjus(Gujaratis) are so successful ?

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for
Microsoft Europe.
5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Kantibhai Shah.
Bill Gates: "Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave".
2000 people left the room.
Kantibhai says to himself, "I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to
lose if I stay. I'll give it a try".
Bill Gates: "Candidates who never had experience of managing more than
100 people may leave."
2000 people left the room.
Kantibhai says to himself "I never managed anybody by myself but I
have nothing to lose if I stay.What can happen to me?" So he stays.
Bill Gates: "Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave".
500 people left the room.
Kantibhai says to himself, "I left school at 15 but what have I got to
lose?" So he stays in the room.
Lastly, Bill Gates asks candidates who do not speak the Serbo - Croat
language to leave..
498 people left the room.
Kantibhai says to himself, "I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat
but what do I have to lose?"
So he stays and finds himself with only one other candidate. Everyone
else has gone.
Bill Gates joins them and said "Apparently you are the only two
qualified candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear
you have a conversation together in that language."
Calmly, Kantibhai turns to the other candidate and says "Kem chho"

The other candidate answers "Ek dam majama.. Tame kem chho" !!!!